Someone: are you drunk ?
*leans on wall*
*looks left and right*
*throws up in my mouth*
Naw are YOU drunk nigga? Shit
Anonymous asked: I had a dream about you last night ☺️
Really… What was it? Lol
Anonymous asked: You are gorgeous and I actually liked your accent on your makeup video. I could tell you felt self conscious about it, but I loved it.
That was sweet, thank you!
I don’t get nearly enough credit in life for the things I manage not to say.
me when I got money: ha! broke ass bitch how the dollar menu taste? I wouldn’t know because it’s Big Macs only around here hoe!!!!
me when I’m broke: capitalism is inhumane and must be put to an end.